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high alert 

when you know a parental unit is coming over to inspect visit, room cleaning takes on a whole other dimension. firstly, incriminating evidence must be removed. once i've disposed off items i shall scratch them off the list.

booze bottles
pot
pot paraphernalia
dust
stinko socks
condoms
satanic posters
mutilation associated jewellery
porn stash
favourite half falling apart cut offs

ok... all evidence has been removed. let's hope i haven't forgotten anything.

p.s. some items on the list have never been in my room, just in case you're wondering. now you can wonder which of them have actually been in my room